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The Club of Queer Trades

by G. K. Chesterton · 9 parts · about 3 hours 41 minutes of reading

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There is a secret club in London with one very funny rule. To join, you must invent a brand new job that nobody has ever done before, and live by doing only that job. One man is paid to make up surprises for bored people. One shop rents out cheerful guests for dinner parties. A wise old judge named Basil Grant finds these strange workers, and each job hides a small mystery to solve.

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Basil Grant, a retired judge with a taste for paradox, keeps stumbling on Londoners with impossible jobs: a man paid to arrange genuinely surprising adventures, an agency renting out decorative dinner guests. Each oddity belongs to the Club of Queer Trades, whose one rule is that members must invent a completely new profession and live by it alone. In six linked stories from 1905, G. K. Chesterton turns each strange trade into a small mystery with a twist.

About this book

Somewhere in London there is a club you cannot simply join. To belong to the Club of Queer Trades, a man must have invented a completely new profession, something nobody has ever been paid to do before, and he must earn his living by it alone. Basil Grant, a retired judge with a taste for paradox, keeps meeting its members: a man paid to arrange genuinely surprising adventures for bored clients, an agency that rents out decorative dinner guests to hosts who want to look well connected. In six linked stories, each odd trade opens into a small mystery with a twist.

G. K. Chesterton published the book in 1905, just before the Father Brown stories made him famous, and it may be his wittiest: part detective tale, part joyful joke at the expense of a commercial age that prices everything. Starvard carries it in the mystery run as the playful one, the book that asks what work is really for. Readers who love paradoxes, gentle satire, and mysteries where the solution is stranger than the crime will grin all the way through.

Edition: Text: Project Gutenberg ebook 1696.

The first chapter

Front Matter

1 min of reading

Chapter 1.

The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown

Chapter 2.

The Painful Fall of a Great Reputation

Chapter 3.

The Awful Reason of the Vicar's Visit

Chapter 4.

The Singular Speculation of the House-Agent

Chapter 5.

The Noticeable Conduct of Professor Chadd

Chapter 6.

The Eccentric Seclusion of the Old Lady

Continue: Chapter 1. The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown (Part 1)

Contents

Front Matter1 minChapter 1. The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown (Part 1)40 minChapter 1. The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown (Part 2)1 minChapter 2. The Painful Fall of a Great Reputation29 minChapter 3. The Awful Reason of the Vicar's Visit33 minChapter 4. The Singular Speculation of the House-Agent38 minChapter 5. The Noticeable Conduct of Professor Chadd33 minChapter 6. The Eccentric Seclusion of the Old Lady (Part 1)40 minChapter 6. The Eccentric Seclusion of the Old Lady (Part 2)4 min

Source: Project Gutenberg. Published 1905. Author died 1936. Public domain. Share this book: WhatsApp