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There is a secret club in London with one very funny rule. To join, you must invent a brand new job that nobody has ever done before, and live by doing only that job. One man is paid to make up surprises for bored people. One shop rents out cheerful guests for dinner parties. A wise old judge named Basil Grant finds these strange workers, and each job hides a small mystery to solve.
Basil Grant, a retired judge, keeps meeting Londoners with the strangest jobs in the world. One man is paid to invent real adventures for bored rich people. One agency rents out cheerful, well dressed guests to dinner parties that need to look lively. Every strange worker belongs to the Club of Queer Trades, and the club has one rule: your trade must be completely new, invented by you, and the only way you earn your living.
Chesterton builds the book as six linked mysteries, one for each trade. Grant pokes at the odd job in front of him, and underneath the silliness there is always a real puzzle with a real answer, often sadder or kinder than it first looked. The stories chat, joke, and argue as they go, like a clever friend telling you something impossible over tea.
It works because the joke has a heart. Chesterton loves his odd workers and their invented trades, and through them he teases a world where everything is for sale and every job is the same few jobs. It may be his wittiest book, written just before Father Brown, and it still feels like nothing else in fiction.

Basil Grant, a retired judge with a taste for paradox, keeps stumbling on Londoners with impossible jobs: a man paid to arrange genuinely surprising adventures, an agency renting out decorative dinner guests. Each oddity belongs to the Club of Queer Trades, whose one rule is that members must invent a completely new profession and live by it alone. In six linked stories from 1905, G. K. Chesterton turns each strange trade into a small mystery with a twist.
Somewhere in London there is a club you cannot simply join. To belong to the Club of Queer Trades, a man must have invented a completely new profession, something nobody has ever been paid to do before, and he must earn his living by it alone. Basil Grant, a retired judge with a taste for paradox, keeps meeting its members: a man paid to arrange genuinely surprising adventures for bored clients, an agency that rents out decorative dinner guests to hosts who want to look well connected. In six linked stories, each odd trade opens into a small mystery with a twist.
G. K. Chesterton published the book in 1905, just before the Father Brown stories made him famous, and it may be his wittiest: part detective tale, part joyful joke at the expense of a commercial age that prices everything. Starvard carries it in the mystery run as the playful one, the book that asks what work is really for. Readers who love paradoxes, gentle satire, and mysteries where the solution is stranger than the crime will grin all the way through.
Edition: Text: Project Gutenberg ebook 1696.
The first chapter
Chapter 1.
The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown
Chapter 2.
The Painful Fall of a Great Reputation
Chapter 3.
The Awful Reason of the Vicar's Visit
Chapter 4.
The Singular Speculation of the House-Agent
Chapter 5.
The Noticeable Conduct of Professor Chadd
Chapter 6.
The Eccentric Seclusion of the Old Lady
Continue: Chapter 1. The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown (Part 1)
Source: Project Gutenberg. Published 1905. Author died 1936. Public domain. Share this book: WhatsApp