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The Starvard Store

Wear the Prestige

Official apparel for the few, the proud, the admitted.

Navy Starvard crewneck sweatshirt with gold seal

Sweatshirt

The Navy Crewneck

Heavyweight navy fleece with the gold Starvard seal embroidered on the chest. For crisp autumn days on the quad you will never visit.

$89 $29limited time
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Ivory Starvard crewneck sweatshirt with navy seal

Sweatshirt

The Ivory Crewneck

Soft ivory fleece with the navy Starvard seal embroidered on the chest. Quiet luxury, loudly exclusive.

$89 $29limited time
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Navy Starvard t-shirt with gold seal

T-Shirt

The Navy Tee

Premium navy cotton tee with the gold Starvard seal printed on the chest. Pairs well with being turned down.

$59 $24limited time
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Ivory Starvard t-shirt with navy seal

T-Shirt

The Ivory Tee

Buttery ivory cotton tee with the navy Starvard seal printed on the chest. The official uniform of the waitlist.

$59 $24limited time
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Little Starvard University desk flag with seal

Desk Flag

The Little Flag

A little Starvard flag for your desk. Navy and gold, on a polished stand. Lets everyone know you went somewhere better.

$65plus shipping
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Starvard University keychain with seal medallion

Keychain

The Seal Keychain

A weighty little Starvard seal for your keys. Forty dollars of pure prestige, jingling wherever you go.

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Starvard University desk flag with gold star

Desk Flag

The Star Flag

STARVARD in gold serif above a single gold star. For the desk of someone who never needed the full seal to be recognized.

$65plus shipping
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Starvard University navy leather key fob

Keychain

The Leather Key Fob

Navy leather, gold embossed seal. The quiet way to carry forty dollars of prestige.

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Every order starts as a reservation. Email us your size and we will reply with a payment link personally. Nothing is charged automatically. Please allow 2 to 3 weeks, our embroiderer is very exclusive too.

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