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Zuleika is a stage magician, and her tricks are not even very good. Her real magic is different: every man who sees her falls in love with her at once. When she visits Oxford, all the young men at the university fall for her, and because she does not love them back, they grandly decide to die for her. It is a funny, pretend sad story about silly love.
The novel is built as a procession toward catastrophe. Zuleika visits Oxford, the undergraduates fall in love with her to a man, and the Duke of Dorset organizes their collective suicide as a grand romantic gesture, with the university watching. Beerbohm frames the tale with a narrator who treats the disaster as both absurd and, in its own terms, inevitable.
The themes are vanity, romance, and masculine folly. Zuleika's power is entirely the men's invention: her conjuring is mediocre, yet their fantasies make her a goddess, and their honor code turns rejection into pageantry. Beerbohm mocks Oxford's self importance while clearly adoring the place, so the satire has affection inside it, which keeps it glittering rather than sour.
The book lasts because nothing else sounds like it. Beerbohm's prose is the most polished comic instrument of its age, and this, his only novel, applies it to a plot of perfect absurdity. Published in 1911, it remains the definitive Oxford novel and a standing joke at the expense of every young man who ever confused being in love with being interesting.

Zuleika Dobson is a conjurer, not a great one, whose real magic is that every man who sees her falls hopelessly in love. Max Beerbohm published his only novel in 1911 and set her loose on Oxford, where the entire undergraduate body falls for her at once and, finding her unimpressed, resolves to die for her in style. The Duke of Dorset leads the procession toward the river, told in glittering, polite prose.
Zuleika Dobson is a conjurer, not a great one, whose real magic is that every man who sees her falls hopelessly in love. Max Beerbohm published his only novel in 1911 and set her loose on Oxford, where the entire undergraduate body falls for her at once and, finding her perfectly unimpressed, resolves to die for her in style. The Duke of Dorset leads the procession toward the river.
Beerbohm tells this catastrophe in the most polite, glittering prose imaginable, which is the book's true sorcery. He adored Oxford and mocks it in the same sentence, so the novel works at once as a love letter to the university and as a perfect satire of romance, youth, and masculine folly: the undergraduates' grand gesture is at once magnificent, sincere, and completely absurd.
This Standard Ebooks text includes Beerbohm's own note to the 1922 edition, and the book is public domain in the United States. Expect no book quite like it in English: a tragedy of manners played as a comedy of manners, by the wittiest essayist of his age, in his single, flawless excursion into fiction.
Edition: Text: Standard Ebooks edition.
The first chapter
I was in Italy when this book was first published. A year later (1912) I visited London, and I found that most of my friends and acquaintances spoke to me of Zu-like-a—a name which I hardly recognised and thoroughly disapproved. I had always thought of the lady as Zu-leek-a. Surely it was thus that Joseph thought of his Wife, and Selim of his Bride? And I do hope that it is thus that any reader of these pages will think of Miss Dobson.
M. B.
Rapallo, 1922
Source: Standard Ebooks. Published 1911. US public domain (author died 1956). Share this book: WhatsApp